Sunday, December 30, 2012

Hypocrite

He is wholly desperate as he keeps searching
But my mind is a dark and endless impregnable ocean.
My hands are numb as my heart continues lurching.
I have waited patiently for him, a testament of my devotion.
But I held on as I swallowed all his lies like a vitriolic potion.
I had failed in trying to run from all of the lies that were so misleading.
Every time I replayed my memories I would winced in emotion,
As I watched him stomp on my heart again and again as he left it there bleeding.
Well I hope he’s enjoyed it!
He was never once at my bedside, and I never once in his mind.
He didn’t care for me that was painfully clear,
Because I never mattered to him, not one bit.
Now he sits here as he puzzling over why I had left him behind.
I simply laugh because I know this is not the answer he wants to hear.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Fish Fry (a parody of 'The Little Mermaid')





  It was a beautiful day under the sea. Bright, colorful, fishes darted around aimlessly in herds, relishing in the glorious day as sunlight stream through the crystal clear waters of the sea. A lone little clown fish swarm happily around and darted away from his group. He swam merrily, without a care in the world as a dark shadow suddenly fell upon him. One fish saw this and cried out

“Nemo NO!”
Too late. The baby fish and his relatives were quickly caught in a panic as they were hoisted up and out of their wet, blue, world. The sailors sang in broken high pitched voices as they fished for their morning plunder, the scurvy finally catching up to them all and making them sound like weak little girls. The small, dingy, little vessel could hardly be called a ship. In fact it should have capsized by now, but by some hilarious mishap of nature, the laws of physics were pointedly ignored here as the door to the captain’s quarters was thrown open. Well it was technically the broom closet but we will ignore that for now too. The sound of heavy leather boots stomping across the deck of the ship allowed the captain’s presence to be made know to the crew.
“Well you scurvy dogs, what have you got for me today?!”
The various crew members jumped at the question before all exploding in various languages and pointing a random thing in fear for their very lives. The captain slapped a hand against her forehead and sighed impatiently. Just then a royal attendant appeared magically from behind her.
“Tell me again Jeeves why we hired immigrants?”
“Cheap labor my lady and your fetish for cheapness.”
“Hmm. Oh…yes that. Oh-hey what’s that!” The captain yelled, attempting to forget her cheapness as she pointed to the nearest net as she saw something large moving around underneath it.
“Hey you- skipper man I thought I told all of you that playing in the nets is not an appropriate pass time!” The captain yelled as she threw away the net, only to find a strange man staring back at her. With pale fair skin, black luscious hair, and bright sea blue eyes, this man was the kind of handsome that most women would pay any price of admission just to glance at. He was naked too, which was an added bonus, though he just as well might have wearing clothes, for the whole lower portion of his body was a shimmering green fish tail. The woman stared, and stared…she sneezed once before continuing to stare. The man looked timid and fearful before looking up at the bushy red head before him. Captain Ariel looked down at this strange man as he suddenly found the urge to speak up.
“Why hello? I am a mer-folk, apparently you and your crew here have caught me in your finishing net.”  He spoke as he gestured to his tangled up tail. The crew looked on, startled that it could speak but more in shock over the fact that they had actually hauled up something of value for once, excluding the pesky clown fish.
“I am a great prince that lives below these waters with my family, the famous King Pitchfork and my six other brothers.” The redhead yawned as she ignored whatever the fish man was saying in favor of picking her teeth.
“If you release me I promise you on my duty as a merman to find you again and reward you greatly, fair non-fish lady.”
Prince Eric bowed as best he could while still being tangled up in the fishing net. Suddenly the captain stepped forward and cut the mer-babe loose from his bonds. She leaned down over the dazzling man with a curious and warm sparkle in her seaweed green eyes as she studied him. Eric smiled widely, thinking that she had taken his offer. Suddenly her smile shifted into a wide feral grin and the previous spark in her eye that Eric had mistaken for compassion made itself truly known.
Ariel smirked manically as she placed her face inches from his.
“Sorry fish fry, I don’t negotiate with food.”
Eric’s eyes widen in horror as Ariel placed her knife in view again.
“W-Wait! No-no-no STOP! ST-AAAHHHEEEE!”

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Epilogue:
The feast at the royal place that night was amazing. All of the lords and ladies of the court dined and drank until they couldn't stand. Captain Ariel, now princess Ariel because she wasn't wearing pants anymore, watched as he parents welcomed her home with open arms from her long lasting punishment out on the high seas, and watched as her dinner guests burped in satisfaction. Then the main course came,
 FRIED FISH FILLET!
 The unknown fish was incredibly tasty and every single morsel was devoured in seconds until the plates were licked clean by the normally fickle nobles. Needless to say everyone went home full and happy and everyone in the Kingdom lived happily ever after, well…the ones on land anyway.



Friday, December 7, 2012

Sorry folks, Bollywood isn’t going to Hollywood

Review for the movie Bride and Prejudice:
  Colorful, festive, and fun, are a few words that can describe this Indian parody of the classic novel, Pride and Prejudice. To be quite honest, I have never taken a liking to Romance movies, in fact I frankly detest corny and cheesy love stories; as well I had never really dabbled in Bollywood movies, beside Slumdog Millionaire. Amazingly though, I ended up finding out that I enjoyed this movie, despite my lack of love for both genres. Now my dear readers I will attempt to con you into believing whatever I want about this sassy Indian Bollywood parody and you will hang on my opinion until you have watched it yourselves and make up your own fanatical views about this movie. 
Shall we begin?
   I have never really wanted to watch any Bollywood movies in my life but this movie seemed to change my opinion in that matter. The acting, cinematography, and choreography in this movie all combine beautifully to create a unique blend of Indian culture and modernized drama that tone this parody of a classic. All the actors in this play were all recreated to match the persona's of the original characters from Pride and Prejudice and their actions, while at the same time, adding the modern little twenty first century flare that makes this movie a modern parody. The various songs, dances, and festivals that took place in different parts of the globe really captures the ears and eyes in a flurry of bright colors, Indian rhythm, and good old fashion Bollywood beats.  
  Though I believe all movies have flaws, some more than others, this movie’s flaws were entirely cliche and easy to ignore for most people. Bride and Prejudice, again, no matter how many unique musical numbers they put in, is still an ultimately cheesy romance flick. It follows a typical and repetitive romance roller coaster whose lows and highs are used in almost every other cheesy romance movie. Not to mention the beginning, reactions, and ending, are all the same and as familiar as the back of my hand. If you could get past this redundant story plot, then you could begin to enjoy the film a whole lot more.
 Comparatively speaking, there are many similarities between this parody of Pride and Prejudice and the novel Pride and Prejudice itself. In all honesty the only reason I held any interest in this movie was because this movie was presented as a parody of the classic novel Pride and Prejudice. On many occasions I was forced to read and reference this practical novel for weeks on end for many of my English classes. So naturally I wanted to see the prestige of its Old English ways be crashed, burned, and degraded in any way possible. Revenge is sweet. But somehow, to my great surprise, I ended up finding that this movie was quite similar to the original, more than I thought. Bride and Prejudice follows practically the same exact story-line except for a few tweaked details.These giant details make a world of a difference regarding the two stories.
1)      The movie is in India and is about an Indian family rather than a British family.  
2)      The movie is much more modernized in order to connect its present day audience to the significant or scandalous events that take place in the film.

 To wrap this all up, I believe this movie was a great Bollywood parody of Pride and Prejudice. It had its fun moments, its predictable moments, and its humorous moments, but nowhere did this movie disappoint my already low standards. This movie would be great for women and teenage girls that enjoy romantic, if not predictably cheesy, love stories and hold no prejudice towards Bollywood or Indian culture. I would recommend for parents to set an age bar here for children around 12 and up, just because there were a few minor sexual references and a lot of talk about marriage. (That is, if you don’t want your kids asking a bunch of adult related questions that you may or may not be ready to divulge to them.) All in all I enjoyed this movie and I would rate it 3 to 3 1/2 stars out of five.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

GIrl On Fire


Review for one of 2012 best new hit album by sensation Alicia Keys:
Girl On Fire

  Call Alicia Keys old-fashioned – she does begin her fifth studio album with an instrumental that flaunts her classical piano training, but always is knocked up a notch by her fabulous voice. Despite being know for her pop star status, Keys has learned to spice her flavorful mid tempo songs and gusty inspirational ballads with odd chords, unexpected twists, and reggae flourishes.  Key's takes some of her inspirations from British electronic music that she incorporates into her more sedated songs like "Fire We Make," with features a breathy duet with fellow neo-soul veteran Maxwell, and the album's centerpiece, "When It's All Over," which features a cameo from her 2-year-old son, Egypt. Alicia Key's songs are not the typical style of pop you can blast on your radio anyway; what with the unbearable repetitiveness of every single line being the exact replica of the one before. Instead, she follows her own style, and creates her own the tunes. The result is both her catchiest and most well-liked album yet – and one of the best R&B records of 2012.


Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Turkey Day



Thanksgiving. Thanks-a-bunch Day. Turkey-Day. The list goes on and on...
 It’s that wonderful time of year when you and all your family members and friends come round the dinner table to give thanks and be merry. Wine is poured and feasts are held and hands are clasped in prayer as the head host says a blessing. ...Nice picture right?Thanksgiving is fun right?Well…maybe yours was!NOT MINE!...Anyways, I'm sure everyone says the same thing. "Oh, but there your family! You should love having them over!"Ya...sure.Regardless of my feelings towards this day of thanks, I find that while Thanksgiving can be taxing it can also be full of gut-bursting laughter. Pun intended.  But then IT began!The music floated softly by my ears at first before becoming stronger, the familiar beats wafted in the air, hips started to sway as our Latin blood turned to fire beneath our veins!My family was drawn in like moths to a flame. Alas, It was that time that me and my family had so long been anticipating! ...THE SALSA DANCING COMPETITION! (Round of applause)Yes Ladies and Gentlemen, in one corner we the dancing couples, in another corner we have the spasmodic children, and in the center of the dance floor we have the best dancer in the country.Yes that’s right!In his bright sequence rhinestone dress shirt that he still had from the 60's (and refuses to give away)...It’s my great uncle PAPO!My poor uncle Papo still believes that he is in the sixties and therefore had been stuck for the past twenty years dancing the disco at every Thanksgiving since before I was born.Spooky...Afterwards, everything had died down again as the hordes of food was served and everyone proceeded to gorge themselves into oblivion. It was quite a sight let me tell you. Somehow I firmly believe that my Grandmother's traditional Latin prayer was actually a secret plea to God that we would kill each other over all of the food.  My two-year-old brother even bit me for a bite of my mother's family favorite guava and cheesecake. I still have bit marks.Ow...When everything was said and done, and each single scrap of food had been either eaten or shoved into someone's trunk, the men returned to watching football, the women kept on chatting amongst themselves, and the younger children began running around like lunatics thanks to their now potent sugar high.All in all, I found this Thanksgiving to be nothing short of repetitive.

  



I am a fan of this FANtastic movie. (5 Stars)


The chorus’ is a wonderfully impacting film. This is an extraordinarily beautiful, sweet, and heartwarming film. Whoever will watch this film will feel their heartstrings being pulled by the joy, sorrow, and tragedies that are condensed within the angelic choir boys songs. In this movie, the director Christophe Barratier has shown off his superb cinematography skills. By choosing his actors, Barratier has successfully captured the raw emotions through his actors, the fantastic lighting techniques, and the production of such a heart-wrenching story.
‘The Chorus’ is a charming story of hope infused with so much optimism and nostalgia. It is genuinely heartwarming and truly inspiring. This movie is a humble testament to celebrate innocence and beauty of childhood and hope. In the movie the actual chorus of young children they used, sang like angels. This little film gives hope to children who are engaged in the arts in some form, and who have struggled to overcome, or at least survive, the damage of earlier years of neglect. It made tears come to my eyes.
As well as the superb acting, Christophe Barratier has also shown his mastery over lighting and cinematography. His contrast from the lighting differentiates depending on the over-all mood or atmosphere of the scene. The dark atmosphere is matched perfectly with the dank, dirty little rooms and prisons within the orphanage, while the lighthearted tones are set outside in the bright cheerful morning air. The emotions and actions of the movie are enhanced as well by the wonderful background music and orchestra. From soft soprano flutes to miraculous background choruses, these music numbers set the entire mood for the movie and create a sense of interest in the certain scene occurring at the time.
Finally, one of the most noteworthy and memorable aspects of this movie is the production of such a hopeful yet heart-wrenching plot. In this movie, Christophe Barratier has created a world set in the present where two elderly men are reminiscing about their childhood, yet the actual movie occurs in the past of the French countryside during the early 1900’s. The story of a failed musician converting a group of difficult children into a choir isn’t something a normal audience would think of first when looking for such a profound movie, but Christophe Barratier pulls it off in this movie with a plot that is simply touching. Despite all the children are not professional actors, they add a sense of realism and sincerity to this film that truly captures the essence of the wayward, troubled child within this French correction center for the juvenile orphans. The pain, joy, sadness, and mischievousness that these young and inexperienced, or, older and experienced, actors portray in this movie appear to be very profound and real, thus earning a realistic aspect in which the audience can relate whole hearted to the characters, despite probably never being in their situation before.
In short, the movie ‘The chorus’, by Christophe Barratier, was a wonderful film that was both inspiring and heartfelt. The screenplay, cinematography, acting, and overall plot of this film were amazing and memorable. Audiences will be able to relate to this movie, because the actors were so sincere in their acting and wonderfully portrayed to be real human beings with real faults that we can all relate to in one way or another. The raw emotions and lighting within this movie blended and complemented each other wonderfully, brought a sense of sorrow or joy on and off during the film. The plot was simply magnificent and so realistic that I could image this movie as partially being a part of French history that was kept locked away in that old dusty journal at the beginning of the film. To be simple, short, and sweet, ‘The Choir’ deserves five stars and nothing less, nothing more.
 Actually it was was so good that I wouldn’t mind watching again…or maybe twice more…three times?

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The DO's and Don't of Babysitting

The Do's and Don't of Babysitting!

DO: Make sure at all times to keep all of the doors locked!

DO: Keep the child, baby, or teenager out of the kitchen! I don't care what age they are; If they want a snack you give it to them!

DO: Be nice and respectful of the person's house and child you are watching over.

DO: Read the child a bed-time story. (Doesn't matter what age it is, I realized that everyone likes them.)

DO: Make a planned schedule or follow the one a the parents give you for their child, so you avoid a much stress as possible.

DON'T: Invite over friends if this is not your house. PERIOD!

DON'T: Be on your phone constantly if you are bored.

DON'T: Talk down or bad to the kid. If you don't like them, then suck it up!

DON'T: Be lazy and not do anything remotely fun or exciting with the child, such as letting them watch the T.V. the whole time you are there.

DON'T: Ask for your fee once the parents return or complain about their child to them. THIS IS A BIG NO NO!
that-that-thats all folks!